Funny and Motivational Quotes to Start Your Wednesday

Get Ready to Laugh and Get Inspired

Kick off your Wednesday with a smile by browsing through our collection of hilarious and motivational quotes. From witty one-liners to thought-provoking insights, these quotes will brighten your morning and boost your mood for the rest of the day.

141 Hilarious Quotes

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "My life is like a box of chocolates - mostly disappointments."
3. "I'm not a morning person. I'm more of a late afternoon, early evening person."
4. "My brain is like a steel trap... only I can't remember where I left the trap."
5. "I'm not a procrastinator. I just like to do things at my own procrastinated pace."

141 Motivational Quotes

1. "The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."
2. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
3. "The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra."
4. "Believe you can and you're halfway there."
5. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

Conclusion

Whether you're looking for a quick laugh or a dose of inspiration, these 141 quotes have got you covered. Start your Wednesday with a smile, embrace the challenges ahead, and let the words of wisdom guide your path towards success and happiness.